For sale 3 kids
For sale 3 kids! I will accept an all expense paid one week vacation for 2 to anywhere in the world. In exchange you will get 3 wonderful, exuberant, smart, inquisitive children.
(I’m not responsible if they do not: listen, clean, take baths, use the toilet correctly (or at all), fight, cry or refuse to go to sleep, leave their toys in the direct path from your bed to the bathroom where you will step on the sharpest point in the middle of the night, pour sand in each other’s hair, splatter the walls floor to ceiling with some unkowen brown substance “from the bathroom” after you spent the whole day cleaning, argue with you over every small detail, scream at the top of their lungs for fun, not eat the food you cook even if you cook them each a seprate meal, leave smelly milk sippie cups in places you will never find them or expect you to buy them whatever they want when they want it.)
August 27th, 2006 - Posted in Parentgeekness | |
